Everyone's Lord Byron for Halloween

Spring Water is like

the Number 1 App on the App Store –

it’s your only nourishment

and you need 60 ounces a day.

Your eyes are like

a record player –

spinning dizzying concentric

circles of color: I can’t stop staring.

My heart is the CPU

of my other heart

and it’s bogged down by one

unnecessary program that I can’t uninstall.

Coffee is like coffee.

Relationships are likes iPhones –

          awesome for a month

          inseparable and automatic for a year
          cracked and obsolete by year two.